i'm on the pursuit of happiness.

jenny. 21. feel free to talk to me <3
*hears noises at night*:well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*:shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

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if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

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darvinasafo:

Darren Hunt of Utah

The murder of young Black Men by police continues.

oh for fucks SAKE

Y’all he was shot in the back…. HE WAS SHOT IN THE BACK…

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58409680-78/family-hunt-moss-police.html.csp

He was carrying a sword? This mf in my geography class carried a sword to class everyday and when I expressed my discomfort it was dismissed. But this brotha was shot in the back.

and it was a blunted sword.. couldn’t have cut anybody… but white people walking around with loaded rifles in target…

Exactly! This is evil.

Damn. Niggas can’t even cosplay anymore? I would love to see the cosplay community say something about this but that definitely won’t happen

Also: this paper is edited by a clown. It should’ve been in the first fucking paragraph that this dude was cosplaying. I’m reading this shit wondering why the fuck this negro is walking down the street with a sword and obvious answer is hidden almost at the en of the article.

This dude was cosplaying.

He was dressed up in a costume.

Should all black people just stay home on Halloween this year?

Friendly reminder that the police shot a black cosplayer in the back

Jesus Christ, American law enforcement. Get your fucking shit together.

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